Thursday, February 28, 2013

Crochet and Knitting - The Receiving End

I wanted to talk to you about the different kinds of reactions you get when you innocently pull out your yarn and needles/hook.

From what I know, there are four differents types of people (I mean related to this topic...)

The first type is "THE GROOPIE"

You want to avoid these. If they see you with even the slightest piece of yarn, they will march over to you (whether they know you or not) and tell you about all their "hand-knitted" pieces of clothing and accessory including the hat and scarf they're wearing that are clearly machine-knitted, but they still paid a fortune for them. These people will not leave you knit or crochet in piece. They will keep talking until they or you have to leave urgently.
If facing a groopie, best send a discrete message to a friend to get you out of there or pretend you have to catch the bus.

The second type is "THE ADMIRER"

Admirers are the kind of people that every knitter and crocheter loves. They will make you feel really appreciated by asking interested questions and observing exactly what you are doing and trying to understand it. This is the type of people who eventually turn into/out to be a corcheter or knitter themselves.
I don't need to give you any advice on how to get rid of them as they're the nicest people you can face while knitting or crocheting.

The third type is "THE DISTURBED"

Now, I don't mean this in any sort of offending, mental health betitling way.
These people will feel offended if they catch you working with yarn. (I was going to write "play around with it" but it is hardly playing, right?) There are more than one possible reasons for this:
Number 1: Space. They might feel like your invading their personal space. The worst for these people are the really long knitting-needles with the stoppers at the end. They make comments under their breath saying you could harm someone with those torture-instruments.
Number 2: Attention. This is specific, you will only meet this reaction in lessons, meetings or equally attention-seeking activities. If you take out your yarn during class (or during the break between two lessons) most teachers will react with detention, threats of confiscating it or worse: throwing it away, or whole speeches about why knitting or crocheting influences your attention to the lessons in a bad way, even though it is very relaxing and, if you're good at what you're doing, even helps concentrating better.
You can't really avoid the first sub-category of the disturbed, but when you spot one, ignore them!
As for the second sub-category... Just don't knit in class. Or if you feel like you must do it while watching a movie, ask your teacher beforehand if he's okay with it.

The fourth type is "THE HATER"

Every crafty or in any way artistic person knows these. They're everywhere. A real infestation!
They see you with yarn (even if your not working on it, but wearing a finished product that doesn't look like it's been bought) and immediately hate you!
There's a couple of reasons why:
Number 1: Jealousy. You can do something they can't. Therefore you are evil.
Number 2: Space. Yes, there are "disturbed"s that go over to the dark side of the haters when you put them to test.
Number 3: The deepest and worst kind of hate. They have learnt how to knit/crochet and are maybe even (a lot) older than you are. BUT! You are better at what you are doing than they are. This is pure jealousy at its most fundamental level.
With the haters it all really comes down to jealousy in the end.
When facing a hater, there is no better defence than none at all. Just ignore them, eventually they'll go and bother someone else.

Finally I want to say one more thing about this, but I know someone who might carry the message out to you much better than I could do it!
X
Evelyn

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